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Politically correct answer.

One fine day while driving home.

Vio: Darling, do you love mumi?
Mini v: uh...uhm *nods*
Vio: Do you love Dadi?
Mini v: Uhm! *nod nod*
Vio: Darling, then you love mumi or dadi? Only can choose one.
Mini v: *pause* i love wooh wooh (furkids)! I love Lele, i love Sansan, i love Cookie!
Vio: ....

What a clever answer. :P